A woman with blonde hair, glasses, red lipstick, wearing a colorful space-themed dress, holding a tabby cat against a starry night background.
“The universe is subtle! I am not.”
— JOAN Q.

Drag Doyenne.
Comedienne.
Genuine Intuitive.

Your compass rose at life’s crossroads.

“[Joan & the other intuitives] proved so popular that soon everyone was upstairs in the reading rooms.”
— Sally Quinn for Vanity Fair

Gracie from Good Mourning, Nancy Podcast

“Joan gave me THE BEST tarot reading
I ever had, ever in my entire life.”

Insights for Interesting Times

Three tarot cards laid out on a butterfly-themed cloth. The center card is 'The High Priestess', depicting a woman in a blue cloak holding a crystal ball and a book, with a moon and trees in the background. To the left is 'The Empress', showing two women exchanging a glowing object with a serpent and wings above them. To the right is 'The Magician', featuring a man with deer antlers holding a wand, with candles and a yellow background.

Joan Q. enjoys reading clients privately—for entertainment purposes only. Read Joan’s story and contact her to learn about offered services.

Intuitive Entertainment

Joan is available to read your guests at private parties, events, or establishments. She can also be booked for her highly interactive cabaret act or to host and promote your show or event.
See her past and upcoming appearances here.

Joan Q. conducting “dream analysis” at BloomBars, DC
Cupboard’s Cabaret
October 23, 2025

Joan Q. co-hosting Mortified DC Live: Pride Edition at
The Black Cat, Washington DC
June 27, 2025

The Story of Joan

Rumored to have been one of Nancy Reagan’s astrologers, Joan has since turned her intuitive gifts and stage wit into a signature blend of cosmic comedy and genuine insight. She reads tarot with empathy, humor, and through at least two layers of lenses—whether in private sessions, cabaret appearances, on her supernatural talk show at Washington Improv Theater, or as the life of your next party.

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Joan Q. with the Seven of Cups on Under the Stars Tonight, with Washington Improv Theater.
Photography by Mikail Faalasli

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Sign up for Joan’s monthly newsletter, book a reading, hire Joan for an event, or do all of the above—just fill out your info with a brief message, and we will be in touch.
All offerings are for entertainment purposes only. Sessions and events are priced according to current local standards.